The story of my life is quite long and will put most everybody who reads it to sleep, so
I'll keep it brief. My name is Tyler Hoffman, I am cofounder of the ASMC, I have been playing video
games my whole life, and don't plan to stop until the man brings me down (or my girlfriend, if I ever
get one). I love seeing good games, and the occasional titty, I know how games should be made, and
I know how they should be played, that's why I got together with that retard to found what we think
is a group that ushes for what we believe in more than anything. Unfortunately, I'm not good at
talking about myself, at all, so I'll stop wasting your time and end this whole speech thing here.
Hi, I’m Zac North, associate production coordinating directorial associate managing departmental
divisional office supervisor of the International Network Amalgamation Distributor’s Corporation
Management Organizational Association of Men Who like Pussy. That is to say, I'm co-founder of the
ASMC. For my entire short life I have loved and lived games. I've founded my own mega-global
corporation for developing and distributing games, Authentic Experiences, Inc., and in early 2007,
I co-founded the ASMC, along with another dumbass. We here at the ASMC have always strived to
provide awesomeness, and we hope to continue to do so into the new millenium and beyond.
So welcome...welcome to the 21st century!
